THE INFLUENZA TIMES

In a rare unilateral effort, the United Influenzal Force has condemned recent H7N9 incursions into the human population as “blatant and flagrant imperialist actions”, citing the virus’s repeated flouting of UIF sanctions in its spread from avians to the admittedly prime target of humans. The move is backed by several viral worker unions, the majority of which have seen their wages dwindle in the face … Continue reading THE INFLUENZA TIMES

CATACOMBS

Most people would probably consider visiting the catacombs the creepiest part of making the rounds in Rome, but I think it’s pretty damn cool. Granted, I was raised on Night of the Living Dead and Tales from the Crypt, and my idea of a good time involves lots of red-dyed corn syrup, a couple friends and a camcorder, but still. Funny enough, our tour guide … Continue reading CATACOMBS